in fifth grade i drew anime george washington
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He’s solving some ass
And now I can’t help but think of cheesy Conan Edogawa pick-up lines.
“There is only one truth, and that is that you have a fine ass…”
I really wish I could break down laughing right now.
I’m going to spend the rest of the class period thinking of some.
“Hey baby, you’re a bigger knockout than a tranquilizer dart.”
“The solar power of your hotness powers my skateboard.”
“I HAVE A BENTO FAX MACHINE. BENTO. FAX. MACHINE.”
The last one.
“Baby, I think you’re going to need a detective to investigate your bedroom tonight.”
“Let me solve the case of your amazing body.”
“Let’s go to my place to do some private investigating.”
“I’m going to let you solve the mystery of the sleeping detective.”
I can’t stop laughing about the fine ass one. XD